24) Who Cares About Being a Millionaire?
I never cared about money. It’s just a lie told to us by the intellectuals. There is no such thing as money in the afterlife. I just want to be a great artist and be remembered for my work. One day, my comics will sell for $1 million.
23) Me or My Jokes? Can’t Decide what is More Hilarious
I love to crack jokes. They make people laugh and lighten their mood. The only thing I don’t understand is that they point out the oddness of the joke but laugh nonetheless. What do they laugh at? Me or my jokes?
22) Being On Diet Isn’t That Bad If You Don’t Follow It
Me while buying dinner: Meat or Broccoli?
My mind: Broccoli is good for your health and meat for your tongue.
Me: Well, I’m on a diet, so I’ll go organic.
My Mind: Great thing!
Me: Hell, it’s my cheat day!
My Mind: Well played.
21) Learning Japanese is Fun! Well, Not Always
I’m a big fan of Japanese culture. I love their food, the way they are dressed, and how nice they are to each other. So, I thought of learning Japanese. Hey, it’s not hard at all! Until you’ve come across the hard part.
20) Because Old is Gold!
New ideas are like a chain reaction. You think of one, and they keep on adding to each other. However, do you know what the best part is? You combine your old ideas and form the perfect ones. As they say, old is unquestionably gold!
19) Random Arts aren’t Just Random!
No, it’s not raining. The clouds are leaking, and they need to be fixed. Ah, see that long pole? It’s a steel tree with dangling plastic fruits. Can’t get it? Don’t worry! You are not the only one to say that. My random arts aren’t for everybody.
18) Soft Kitty Warm Kitty!
Me when I’m working: This is important. I need to finish this work on time. God, the deadline is just next door!
Me when my cat is around: Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur! Good kitty, bad kitty! Purr! Purr! Purr!
17) Let Go of Mistakes, Especially When They are Yours
I wonder if I had become a scientist and created a time machine. The first thing I’ll do is that I’ll go back in time and smack the 9-year-old me for messing up with Link’s handedness. What will you do?
16) Grim Jr. and I Go a Long Way
My little friend Grim Jr. turned 1000 last night. Everybody is happy, but it’s papa Grim who is most excited. He gifted his son the latest model of a scythe – the S-1000. Now, Grim Jr. is dangling outside my aircraft window flashing his new toy!
15) Sometimes I Have a Hard Time Coping with My Design
The Earth is round. The sky is blue. The water is wet. The time is set. There is logic everywhere in the universe but not in my designs. God, why can’t I make a perfect design?
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13) I’m Sorry, I’m Too Busy for You
I have a hundred ideas in my closet. Now, my head is brewing the 101st idea. But wait! I need to pay attention to my older ideas as well. Time to abandon them!
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11) Energy Drinks – The Secret of My Health
It’s 4 a.m., and I’m glued to my computer screen. Time for an energy drink! But, wait! What’s that creepy little thing wriggling around the room? Oh, baby Grim! Here, take a sip from my energy drink. Don’t tell daddy!
10) Hey! I Have Got A Brilliant Project Idea
Brainstorming is my favourite gig. My mind is oozing project ideas that could revolutionise the world and make it better for the coming generations. However, the world is not ready for my ideas yet. Let me keep them in the closet.
9) Jack of All Cards!
Since I was an embryo, I had heavy aspirations with life. Day 1 started with conquering the universe. Then I changed my plans to become a scientist, a soccer player, an archaeologist, a game designer, and then finally a comic artist. Finally, Lucifer came down on Earth and took me away!
8) The Universe Wanted That. Trust Me!
I have written a 1000 word document, spent hours on proofreading it, literally skipped my heartbeat in adding charts and figures. Next thing I know is that I forget to save it and my primitive machine crashes. Ah, it’s just the grand scheme of the universe.
7) Fiesta in My Siesta!
While I’m working, I don’t get any ideas. I scramble my brain and try to squeeze something productive out of it, but nothing works. Then, it is in my sleep that the best project ideas crawl out of my head. I wonder if I could sleep all day!
6) Paperwork? Ah, Easy Peasy Japanesey!
I lied! I hate my paperwork. Those sheets are endless and won’t quit asking questions until you have run out of every single strand of sanity. I have heard of people being demanding, but nothing can outrank paperwork when it comes to taxing your soul.
5) Mayday! Mayday! It’s Payday!
People say earning is not easy. However, for me, saving is not easy. The salary notifications are warning signals that cry out the same message, “Your salary has been credited. Please don’t waste it on junk food and video games.”
4) Never Cross The Line With Deadlines!
Deadlines: I’m coming in a week!
Me: Yeah, yeah.
Deadlines: Hello! I’m almost there.
Me: Later.
Deadlines: Knock! Knock!
Me: Honey, could you please get the door?
Deadlines: Bow before me, human!
Me: What! But I thought you were coming next week!
3) When I Pine For Valentine
I love my girl. She’s beautiful, amazing, talented, and a human! I took her to a nice restaurant on Valentine’s Day, proposed a toast, and then poured out my heart in front of her. Ah! My sketches are getting better every day!
2) Office Is My Second Home. Really!
I am a workaholic. I keep working until I feel stabbing in my eyes, and my body begs for some sleep. At times, I sleep in the office and come out fresh the next morning. My colleagues think that I come early. HAHAHA! I almost live in the office!
1) Hey! I’m Not an Axe Murderer!
I often skip the bus rides and instead take a quick walk back home. While en route to my abode, I find interesting characters that give you a reason to smile. When I (unintentionally) walk behind somebody for a while, they think that I’m following them. Huh! Poor souls.
There are REALLY 2 types of girls: 21 pictures will prove this for you!
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